Facial Profiler
by Demosthenes on Dec.26, 2009, under Products

In an effort to somehow tie in the idea of Coke Zero tasting the same as Coke (no, it doesn’t), the Atlanta soft drink company has released their Facial Profiler (sounds like a version of this show with a happy ending?). The premise is: If Coke Zero tastes identical to Coke, could there be people out there that are identical to you?
Ok, it’s a stretch. And a transparent ploy to gain Facebook fans and traffic (the same way people were getting Simpsonized before their movie came out). But, hey, we’ll bite. Why not…
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