Karen F. Owen "lays" it all out.

The Full Duke University “Fuck List” Thesis From A Former Female Student (UPDATE)

Owen tells Jezebel’s Irin Carmon that she didn’t mean this to go to more than three of her friends but, as we well know, emails like this containing some graphic information about some of Duke’s “top dogs” (Owen’s words) are unlikely to stay private. Not a chance, actually.

The “thesis” begins:

Senior year and college in general often bring about certain situations that result in the seeking of so-called “sex.” Until now, no studies have succeeded in developing a methodology for quantifying and ranking these so-called horizontal academics. In this study, we used data from four years at Duke University to create evaluation criteria for such encounters and applied these criteria to the evaluaged Subjects, hopefuly allowing for future maximization of enjoyment of such procedures.

In the opinion of this tumbler… this is about as so-called “trashy” as it gets.