A clever viral video to promote languages education:

EF – Live The Language – Paris from Albin Holmqvist on Vimeo.

Commercial for EF Language Schools.

Directed by Gustav Johansson (www.gustavjohansson.com)

D.P: Niklas Johansson, fsf (www.niklasjohansson.com)

Typography: Albin Holmqvist (www.albinholmqvist.com)

Music: Magnus Lidehäll (www.twitter.com/magnusthemagnus)

Produced at Camp David (www.campdavidfilm.com)

Do NOT miss this one.

Join the superficial new dating site, sadly not inspired by Marilyn Manson, to meet other paragons of physical form and beauty incarnate. Adonis meet your Venus…

…but only if they don’t reject you. 1.8 Million People have been rejected so far…

Remember Kimble? That fat German middle-aged geek from the 1990s that started “Kimpire” with a “Kimcar”? (While we haven’t a clue what happened to him, we can only suppose he was crushed to death under the weight of his colossal ego.). Well, it’s time for him to move over because this guy‘s got a guitar, a ferrari and a geri curl! Visit his gallery to watch him sodomize all three!

We’re sorta scared to find out what he wants to be hired for…

Check out the body-painted Air NZ staff star in their new Bare Essentials of Safety video, created for their Domestic 737 services. Uniforms such as these might even distract Captain Cheslea Sullenberger.  Check out the additional videos.

Facebook tried to buy Twitter. Google and Microsoft have been giving the red-hot Internet-messaging startup the eye. But we hear it’s Apple that’s closest to sealing a deal, possibly for as much as $700 million.

A source who’s plugged into the Valley’s deal scene and has been recruited by Apple for a senior position says Apple and Twitter are in serious negotiations, with the goal of unveiling a deal by June 8, when Apple’s annual Worldwide Developers Conference launches in San Jose.

Twitter turned down a $500 million offer in cash and stock from Facebook, in part because Twitter’s investors couldn’t agree on whether Facebook’s stock was worth as much as Facebook said it was. But Apple could easily pay cash. A source familiar with the thinking of Twitter’s board says the company would be hard-pressed to refuse an all-cash offer in the range of $700 million. (Is Twitter really worth that? Since it’s business is nothing but a fantasy at this point, any valuation, high or low, is a matter of make-believe.)

Read the rest of the story, here, on Gawker.com.

As part of their plan to become an advertising-based ISP, instead of a subscription-based one, AOL commissioned ATTIK to convert their AOL Instant Messenger product from IM to an integrated communications platform and thereby generate sign-ups among young adults. Take a look at one of the commercials ATTIK put together for the new initiative.