Even bankers have needs.
Check out this banker in Australia caught on a newscast looking at sexy Miranda Kerr on his “business computer.”

Here’s an article about the model’s reaction.

Sorry about the bad quality on this clip. If anybody has a better copy, feel free to comment.

Welcome to the internet: where anyone can get their 15min of fame for doing something inane or silly or sexual. Ok, fine, fine. Show ‘em your trick, Michelle.

In this video, originally found on Gizmodo, a hapless Russian warehouse worker destroys about $250,000 of precious, precious vodka in about 3 seconds (he escaped unscathed).

The common theme here may be “adolescence” but below are 26 hand-picked reasons why Yahoo! Answers has our vote of a v1r4l cornucopia ripe for the plucking!

1. Human Deformity

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Nanoblogging – blogging in 26 characters or less – is the hot new trend, says Zak Ryman, CEO of newcomer Flutter. Not only can you nano-blog throughout the day on the site’s iPhone app, but you can also input your updates from other social media sites and have Flutter automatically cut them down to the 26 character limit, giving them the brevity required to be consumed by your ADD-afflicted friends and followers.

It is, of course, a fictitious parody of everything that’s hot in social media – a “mockumentary” created by Slate Magazine to poke fun at the web’s latest obsession. It’s not exactly Spinal Tap, but we’ll take what we can get.

Originally posted on Mashable, here.

YouTube refers to this as “The Best Wedding Accident” and we can’t disagree. The commentary by the videographer is classic. As the priest goes tumbling into the pool, along with the bride and almost the husband, he shouts repeatedly “Oh my God…Oh my God…”. Classic.

(This is an update from our original post, since there are MORE FREAK-OUTS!)

Do some digging and you’ll find a fairly involved debate about the legitimacy of these videos. There are (currently) six in total, and a few poser sites that post wafflepwn‘s vids trying to capitalize on the traffic. Go to his YOUTUBE channel for the source or to this one to hear a collection of details about the [unofficial] viral king of tantrums.

Here are the direct links, for your convenience:
1) Careful, Remote Controls can bite.
2) Betrayal
3) The Poor Kid
4) Tunes
5) Frickn Turkey
6) Where’s the Phone?

This is pretty much the most disgusting video I’ve ever seen and, considering that I rented a “Faces of Death” when I was a kid, and may’ve inadvertently downloaded a mis-labeled “Boys Gone Wild” video, that’s saying a lot. The camera girl is constantly retching through out the whole squeezing process and something is vaguely indicative of the cannoli-making process. I have to be honest, I didn’t even watch the whole thing, but I thought it was my duty to post it as it was sent to me a number of times this week so far.

If ever there was a feline candidate for the keyboard cat videos, it would be this poor furry guy that doesn’t seem to know how to use the faucet. Play him off, keyboard cat!

WTF is this?