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Bowel Movement Bandit

by on Mar.12, 2015, under Current Affairs

serial-pooperAKRON – Police are currently searching for a man who was caught defecating on a car belonging to a woman in Akron. A photo of the act was taken by the father of the victim.

serial pooperAccording to Akron Police Lieutenant Rick Edwards, the man is in his mid-40’s and incidents like this have been reported since May 2012.

19 reports have been filed in total and the cars have been damaged on the outside, the door handles and the interior, if they were left unlocked.

All of the incidents took place in the Castle Homes neighborhood in Akron.

Some victims reported the incidents thinking it was from a dog.

Lt. Edwards says investigators could perform DNA testing to try to identify the man, but he says for minor crimes, like this, that would be a last resort.

If arrested, the suspect could face charges, such as criminal mischief.

Anyone with information about this man should contact Akron police.

Below is a Crap-Map where all of the incidents have occurred.

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Our favorite part of this already-hilarious story is the message that shows up on the top of the Fox8 article:
Warning: The details of this story are disturbing

 

 

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Deadly spider whose bite causes FOUR HOUR erection then KILLS found in Tesco bananas

by on Mar.12, 2015, under Current Affairs

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A mum was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare South American spiders – whose bite can give a man a four hour erection.

(via Express)

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Can I get a light?

by on Jan.13, 2014, under Current Affairs

Anti-Smoking PSA Ignites Viral Consciousness

Called by many “the best anti-smoking ad ever,” this campaign filmed children walking up to adult smokers, asking them for a light.

Every adult took the opportunity to remind the children that smoking was bad and rattled off the health consequences.

The children replied, “If it’s so bad, why are you smoking?” before handing them an anti-smoking leaflet.

 

…ALSO:

Somebody oughtta let this Indonesian Baby know (who’s upto 40 cigs a day):

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Man Sues Wife Over Ugly Children…and Wins!

by on Nov.07, 2013, under Current Affairs

Man Successfully Sues Wife Over Ugly Children

A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl, the Irish Times reported.

Initially, Jian Feng accused his wife of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.

When a DNA test proved that the baby was his, Feng’s wife came clean on a little secret — before they met, she had undergone about $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea.

Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretenses, for not telling him about the plastic surgery and duping him into thinking she was beautiful, The Huffington Post reported.

The kicker? He won. A judge agreed with Feng’s argument and ordered his ex-wife to fork over $120,000.

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” he told the Irish Times. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

(via @cocoafab)

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Chinese woman arranges romp with mysterious online lover … her father-in-law

by on Oct.30, 2013, under Current Affairs

Chinese woman arranges sex romp with mysterious online lover ... her father-in-law

A Chinese woman arranged a hot sex blind date with a mysterious online lover — only to find out it was her own father-in-law. Lili, 28, and Wang Pai, 57, were both using fake profiles when they started talking in an Internet chat room.

After hitting it off, and unaware of each other’s true identity, they agreed to meet in person — at a hotel in Heilongjiang province, northeast China — for some raw, passionate loving. But when a scantily clad Lili opened the door to her room, she was stunned to find her in-law waiting at the door.

Then — to make matters even worse — her husband, Wang Jai, turned up after reading her emails, punched her in the face and attacked his pop. “When I opened the door, I don’t know if she was more surprised or me,” said Pai, according to the Daily Star.

“She turned and ran off down the hallway into her husband, my son, who had been following her. He started shouting and then he attacked her, and then he attacked me,” he said. Jai — who allegedly knocked out two of his wife’s teeth and gave his father a head injury that required hospital treatment — was arrested and held for five days.

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Selfies at Funerals

by on Oct.30, 2013, under Current Affairs

 

Need a better way to pay your respects to your dead grandparent with a duckface?
Enter Selfies at Funerals

 

Selfies at Funerals

 

 

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I’m Gone!

by on Oct.09, 2013, under Current Affairs, Internet, Music

An Interpretive Dance For My Boss Set To Kanye West’s Gone

Marina: I work for an awesome company that makes news videos. I have put my life into this job, but my boss says quantity, speed and views are what is most important. I believe it’s more important to focus on the quality of the content. When you learn to improve this, the views will come. Here is a little video I made explaining my feelings.

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Blanka is a Troll

by on Jul.16, 2013, under Current Affairs

Pure genius! A new spin on Fail Blog:

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PRISM Status Updates

by on Jun.13, 2013, under Current Affairs

Going Out for Pizza

 

In light of current controversies in the news, I thought this Facebook screen-cap said it all.

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