Shia LaBeouf: Actual Cannibal

by on Oct.21, 2014, under Music

SHIA LABEOUF” is a song by Rob Cantor. It tells the true story of an actual cannibal.

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The Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles — Dr. Joseph Nadeau, Artistic Director
The West Los Angeles Children’s Choir — Barbara Klaskin Silburg, Artistic Director
The Argus Quartet

Directed by Scott Uhlfelder
Produced by Erica Harrell
Arranged by Greg Nicolett
Mixed by Gregtronic
Choreographer: Stacey Tookey
Asst Choreographer: Bruce Weber
Director of Photography: Scott Uhlfelder
Editor: Randall Maxwell
First Asst Director: Tyler Reynolds
Second Asst Director: Chandra Anna Marie
Second Second Assistant Director: Daniel Erikson
Camera Operators: Marco Cordero, Jonpaul Douglas & Andy Melo
Asst Camera: Seth Smigelski
Data Management: Ben Piety
Gaffer: Brian Sorbo
Electric: Lucas Pitassi
Production Designer: Sara Kugelmass
Rigger: Bobby C. King
Art Assts: Tamara Gurevich & Shannon Malone
Costume Designer: Alison Uhlfelder
Asst Costumers: Nicole Gemma & Mary Russell
Makeup Artist: Jenn Rose
Asst Makeup: Samantha Ward, Sheila Curtis
Technical Effects Supervisor: Jeff Barber
Asst Effects: Amanda Barber
Button: Andrew Laurich
Production Assts: Michael Dris, Katie Kaniewski, Cyndi Lynott, Nina Mahdavi, Steven Peltzer, Max Philips, Desiree Proctor, Justin Ridge, Jud Scott & CK Spitler
Audio Engineer: Kip Smedley
Sound Mixer: Lindsey Alvarez
Craft Services: Allison Kurtzer & Natalie Santana
BTS Video: Matt Fuller
BTS Photo: Zach Callahan
Maker Rep: James Koo
Visual Effects: Demis Lyall-Wilson
Colorist: Marco Cordero

NARRATOR: Rob Cantor
BASSIST: Zubin Sedghi
DRUMMER: Bora Karaca
VIOLIN I: Jason Issokson
VIOLIN II: Clara Kim
CELLO: Joann Whang
VIOLA: Diana Wade
PIANIST: Greg Nicolett
SMALL MEN’S CHORUS: Eric Aufdengarten, Marcus Connaghan, Liam Gillen, Jason Frazier, Shawn Ingram, Jack Inman, Zachary Kasman, Rich Meyers, Tommy Monks, Adam Parker, Melvin Robert, Dale Sheldon, Brandon Steele, Lee Stickler & J.T. Williams
FEMALE DANCER 1: Amanda Cleghorn
MALE DANCER 1: Chris Jarosz
CHILDREN’S CHOIR: Ky’lee Abrams, Arielle Martinez Cohen, Matthew Goodman, Sophia De’Shea Lavender, Julia Lim, Valerie Mata, Coco Meritt, Jair Miles, Jack Thompson, Alexis Turner, Amadi Weser, & Catherine Zelensky
HARPIST: Courtney Flynn
FEMALE DANCER 2: Zola Williams
FEMALE DANCER 3: Savannah Latimer
FEMALE DANCER 4: Haley Erbert
LARGE MEN’S CHORUS: William Aguila, Eduardo Amador, Edwin Cabatit, Jerry Cordora, Thomas Patrick Cullen, John Dennehy Jr., E. Rene Fette, Thomas Franklin, Steve Goodwillie, Fred Gooltz, Michael A. Graham, Charles Holmes, Steven R. Holzer, William Kolschreiber, Nicholas Kuefler, Raul Martinez, John Mews, Joseph P. Nadeau, Brian Nichoalds, William Steve Pieters, Samuel Saison, Scott Williams, Gavin N. Thrasher & Manuel Zermeño
ADDITIONAL MUSICIANS: Jean-Paul Barjon, Tulsi Carpenter, Grant Cornish, Kristen Fields, Mary Catherine Finney, Jeff Grant, Charlene Huang, Jaclyn Kim, Constance Millecan, Eileen O’Neall, Ellen Ushijima & Joy Yi
MALE DANCER 2: Kevin Mylrea
MALE DANCER 3: Patrick Cook
MALE DANCER 4: Eric Schloesser
KUNG FU MEN: Rayne & Bradley Holzer
AERIALISTS: Alison Lockfeld & Maggie Moon
and SHIA LABEOUF as himself

Filmed at the Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center
Cultural Arts Manager: John La Rock
Technical Director: Jack Meyer
Stage Manager: Jerrold Root
Master Electrician: James Blickensderfer
Follow Spot Operator: Robert Ory
Follow Spot Operator: Dewain Robinson
Flyrail Operator: John Swaffield
Stage Technician: Jonathan Reyes-Flores
Audio Engineer: Sylvia Krawczyk

3D Papercraft Shia Heads designed by Eric Testroete
Assembled by Lindsey Alvarez, Bora Karaca, Allison Kurtzer, Tamara Gurevich, Scott Uhlfelder, Alison Uhlfelder & Rob Cantor

Additional Recording by:
Charles Scott at The National Typewriter Company in Santa Monica, CA.
Grant Cornish at Endless Noise in Santa Monica, CA
Kip Smedley at ABI in Los Angeles, CA
Ethan Carlson at Stagg Street Studio in Van Nuys, CA

Aerial silks provided courtesy of Kinetic Theory Theater in Culver City, CA.

Very special thanks to John Crosby & John McCauley.

Special thanks to Becky Ackley, Glenna Avila, Sam Becker, Roni Black, John Boyd, Todd Burke, Alice Dutton, Jeff Elmassian, Elise Henry, Andrew Horowitz, Charlene Huang, Eric Jacobs, Brian Kaufman, Katie Kaniewski, Dan Karas, Morgan Karr, Ben Ketai, Dan Konopka, Zach Krasman, Anna Krendel, Andrew Laurich, Ricky Lax, Allegra Lily, Cyndi Lynott, Luis Medina, Alex Novakovich, Steven Peltzer, Aniela Marie Perry, Jim Raycroft, Ray Reinebach, Corey Richardson, Mark Robertson, Matt Saver, Isaac Schankler, Jeff Sneider, Cris Sposito, Anne Tomlinson, Justin Trauben, Chris Verdugo, Darren Yan & Nate Zeisler.

Executive Producers: Maker Studios, David Britz, Cyndi Lynott, & Rob Cantor

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One Direction Shredded

by on Jan.23, 2014, under Music

No pop star is safe from criticism — or a good YouTube “shred.”

Artists from Creed to The Who have fallen victim to the shred, a technique that dubs over cringeworthy audio on live performance videos. One Direction’s loyal fan base probably won’t appreciate the latest one, though. YouTube user SamRick recut the boy band’s American Music Awards performance of “Story of My Life” with audio that sounds more like bad karaoke.

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The Hot Version of Wrecking Ball

by on Jan.06, 2014, under Music

I always said that Miley Cyrus’s Wrecking Ball would be a good song if the female version of Justin Bieber wasn’t prancing around naked in the video. Well, my New Year’s wish came true:

Also, take a look at Steve Kardynal’s Chatroulette Version of Wrecking Ball

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All I Want For Christmas is Bearded Trannies

by on Dec.25, 2013, under Music

Merry Christmas, from V1R4L!

Also, check out his rendition of Miley Cyrus’s Wrecking Ball

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I’m Gone!

by on Oct.09, 2013, under Current Affairs, Internet, Music

An Interpretive Dance For My Boss Set To Kanye West’s Gone

Marina: I work for an awesome company that makes news videos. I have put my life into this job, but my boss says quantity, speed and views are what is most important. I believe it’s more important to focus on the quality of the content. When you learn to improve this, the views will come. Here is a little video I made explaining my feelings.

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Goat Lucky

by on May.17, 2013, under Music

Daft Punk meets the goat that talks like a human.

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by on Apr.19, 2013, under Music

The internet was not constructed for you, Robbie Williams.

But as long as you’re here, please keep posting your ridiculousness.

This is a music video he made to promote his song LOSERS, shows him trying to engage users of the infamous wheel-of-filth, ChatRoulette. AND YES, if you wait till the end, you’ll get a payoff.



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Jesus is my N****

by on Feb.18, 2013, under Music

Lyrics as Follows:
(to be incorporated into your nightly bedtime prayers)

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth,
I want to teach kids the Christian truth,
if you want to reach those kids on the street,
then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat,

so I gave my sermon an urban kick,
my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick,
my crew is big and it keeps gettin’ bigga,
that’s cuz Jesus Christ is my nigga.

He’s a life changer; Miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he’s a drink exchanger
And he died for your sin

I preach the word, that’s my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G.
All the other MCs, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell

Now I’ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She’s a fly MC and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away Mary-Sue

Jesus Christ is my nigga
He’s the son of the original G
And he was sent to earth to elucidate the way that we should be


Like………… if another MC says you’re a freak
You’re a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak
I don’t get mad and I don’t critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek (::spank::)

I don’t blaspheme and I don’t brag
I don’t cuss and my pants don’t sag
I do exude a little christian swag
And I’m proud to be an American

Jesus Christ is my nigga
Let his light shine through ya
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say hallelujah!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He’s a homie MC – JC you see?
He’s an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga like me

If you do drugs and you think you’re cool
You need to come to Sunday school
Put those drugs in a garbage can
Stand up tall, you’re a christian man

(Word up, I’m freestyling – Hit me)

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