yellow cheese eggs, white pancake batterrrr,
put a little bit up on the skillet when it starts to bubble flip it over with your spachla
…yeah yeah, that shit look like my breakfast
i gotta remember to flip the motherfucker over after cookin it for 30 seconds
ladies love me, i got my OJ!, (continue reading…)

Betty White > Lipdubs > Luciana‘s > I’m Still Hot > for The Lifeline = Got All That?!>

Description: Betty White raps with electro dance artist Luciana, in their new music video “I’m Still Hot”. You’ll see break dancing, muscle boys and a boa constrictor all working for a good cause – A portion of the net proceeds
benefit the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association. The song is available for download on iTunes.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-still-hot-feat.-betty-white/id467266185

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Mac Miller singing Donald Trump.
An excerpt of some of the best rhymes, below the video.

“I just wanna ride, ride through the city in a Cutlass
Find a big butt bitch, somewhere get my nuts kissed
That’s the way it goes when you party just like I do
Bitches on my dick that used to brush me off in high school”

HOTTEST.
VIDEO.
EVER.

By the way, is it just ME or does this video SCREAM “JJ Abrams?”
You know what i’m talking about.

This is Pantless Knights tribute to their favorite entrepreneurs (who are all “new dorks”):
It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind,” from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there’s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they’re all super popular new dorks!

Thanks to @zeh for pointing this catchy little number to our attention. Follow @V1R4LC0M on Twitter and send us your own online viral treasures.

Jon Lajoie is back with this hilarious satire of modern rap boasting and bragging. You won’t hear him rhyme about all the bullets he’s taken, the women he’s slept with or the money he has earned…wait, he actually does mention two of the three of those. Hmm…

I guess it was only a matter of time before a 6-11″ trany (sic) named HEAVEN road the Rupaul wave. At the time of this posting, the youtube video has 934 views. We’re banking on 100k by end of the weekend. Have a look for yourself.

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? Then this video is for you!

I’m quite impressed that, regardless of his fantastic mugshot, Vince is still making infomercials. He just swooped right in there with Sham-wow! And while v1r4l partially believes his meteoric rise to fame caused the untimely cocaine overdose of Billy Mays, DJ Steve Porter has helped us prove that Vince is more than America’s current mugshot, and perhaps destined to go down in infamy as the most auto-tuned informercial personality! That’s right Auto-Tune-The-News Guys, we’re challenging you to bring Billy Mays, Richard Simmons, Ron Popeil or any other prime-time-product-pusher into the ring to challenge DJ Steve Porter’s auto-tuned Vince and his Slap Chop rap!

Apologies if this video causes any offense to the fairer sex, but this week, we received this clip from a number of different sources (women included) and felt the need to post it due to it’s viral nature. The music video (and lyrics) may be a satire of the stereotypical messages of, to, and about women in most gangster rap, nowadays, and the public image created by Kanye West and current events by Chris Brown. Or, it must may be another Denny Blaze, average homeboy.

That said, if you’re offended by sexist humor, profanity, vulgarity or bad rapping skills, consider this our warning.